Bloomco – The best products you’ll never need!
Bloomco was a prominent feature of the Bloom Report during the first couple seasons of the Bloom Report around 2010 and 2011. The slogan says it all: “The best products you’ll never need.” Bloomco products are at their best quite useful, but they are often undependable, unpredictable, dangerous, only mildly useful, or just plain weird.
Bloomco Scammer Slammer – April 19,2023
There is only oneway to thwart the second class salesman.
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Blumkoh Imposter – March 8, 2024
Shifty people do shifty things.
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Bloomco Intelli-Pencil – January 12, 2023
Hey kids, ever wish your pencil was as smart as YOU were?
Bloomco SENSE-Sation – November 22, 2023
Hey Kids, we all have 5 senses. Every wish we could experience them from a distance?
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Bloomco Port-o-Beach – February 10, 2023
Want to get away? Bloomco brings the beach right to your doorstep.
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Bloomco Splatapult – February 7, 2022
Here at Bloomco, we have made eating much more efficient.
Bloomco Portal – April 3, 2020
Here at Bloomco, our scientists have been working around the clock to take “over there” and turn it into “right here”.
Below are a few of the classic Bloomco commercials from 2010-2011.
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HOMEWORK HELPER
Ever have problems with your homework and don’t know where to turn? Bloomco’s Homework helper is here to help.
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WEATHER CAN
Our scientists have been wporking around the clock to harness the weather and contain it in a can.
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PERSONAL CARE PRODUCTS
Here at Bloomco, we make the finest personal care products.
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Bloomco Industries
Bloomco is a fascinating company, but what exactly do they make, and what do these products do anyway?
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BANANA ART
Here at Bloomco, we’ve been developing genetically modified banaanas in ALL colors.
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TOOTH PAINT
We all know that junk food and soda are bad for your teeth, but who’s got time to brush? And flossing is just too complicated. Just brush on Bloomco’s tooth paint, wipe, and show off those pearly whites.
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Bloomco Boulder 2011
This one really gets at the essence of Bloomco. It is equally inspired by the classic “Pet Rock”, a million “Ronco” products, and “Log” from Renn and Stimpy.
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Thanks Bloomco Behind the Scenes
